Sunday, December 12, 2010

My new good band name

Blocking Darko

Saturday, October 31, 2009

At this point, why not go all the way and call it "Layerz"?

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Why is every Google application "beta"?

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Every song they play at Chipotle is just a foreign language cover of an American pop song

Thursday, August 28, 2008

The Greatest Idea Ever

Winter Olympics in Dubai

Thursday, May 15, 2008

My Emack & Bolio's standup joke

Who's "Bolio"?

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

99% of Facebook status updates...

...are by girls.

Monday, December 17, 2007

This is what the Internet has become

Wednesday, December 12, 2007


Even Jason Bonham is too old to be playing.

Friday, November 30, 2007

Nobody actually wears these things -- they're just used for comedy scenes in movies

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

When is travel on Thanksgiving NOT a nightmare?

Saturday, October 27, 2007

He already looks like somebody who should be on one of those shows about things that were stupid in the 80s

Friday, July 20, 2007

Whatever happened to The Darkness?

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Do you think Facebook pays people to send spam on MySpace?

Seems like they would.

Friday, February 16, 2007

When did people stop putting "Just Married" signs on their car?

Friday, January 19, 2007

A better name than "Gnarls Barkley"

Fart Starr

Saturday, December 16, 2006

How to tell if someone's an asshole

They're wearing Bose noise-cancelling headphones.

Friday, December 08, 2006

A celebrity I'm surprised hasn't been on a reality show yet


Monday, October 23, 2006

I really wish that Larry the Cable Guy...

...would do more jokes about being a cable guy.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Why are fax machines still so big?

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Everytime I see a news story about Barbaro...

I think it's a story about Mark Bavaro.

Monday, May 22, 2006

Is Enrique Iglesias dead?

Monday, May 08, 2006

Has anyone else had this while watching United 93?

I kept going back and forth on which side I wanted to win.

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Snickers Blizzard

MUCH better than Snickers McFlurry.

Friday, February 17, 2006

Snowboarders think their sport is breaking into the mainstream

But it's really just wrecking the Olympics.

Thursday, February 02, 2006

Does anyone realize...

...that the whole "Blues Brothers" act was actually very self-indulgent and annoying?

Saturday, January 14, 2006

Who are all these people eating at the outdoor restaurants at The Grove?

I recently figured out...

that policemen LOVE Chipotle.

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

He DEFINITELY died last year

Sunday, December 25, 2005

Um, it's Christmas Day

So why doesn't Google have a Christmas logo up?

Thursday, November 17, 2005

Valero gas stations -- reconsidered

I've now seen more than one of them, so the gas there might not be so shitty after all.

Why are rappers not wearing throwback USFL jerseys????

I've seen Alyn from "Blow Out" twice in two days!!!

Pretty fuckin' incredible.

Sunday, November 06, 2005

This is driving me crazy

"And spending time on me" is bad English.

Saturday, October 22, 2005

Why isn't this rhyme used more in rap songs?

Sushi and Gucci

Saturday, October 15, 2005

How long before Michelle Wie starts fucking some idiot male celebrity?

Friday, August 19, 2005

Why is every Ikea an hour and a half away?

Friday, June 03, 2005

It seems like it came out 15 years ago, but it only came out 1 year ago

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

The first two singles off Weezer's newest album

...twenty years ago would've been on Dr. Demento.

Thursday, April 28, 2005

Does Liquid Plumr ever work?

Thursday, March 17, 2005


Why hasn't Milano cookies hired Alyssa Milano yet to do an ad campaign?

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Is there any book, movie, or TV show which hasn't appeared on The Must List at least once?

Friday, March 04, 2005

These shows get more viewers than "The Daily Show"

AMERICAN CHOPPER -- 180% more viewers

STARGATE ATLANTIS -- 240% more viewers

JUDGE JOE BROWN -- 450% more viewers

Thursday, March 03, 2005


Every time someone tells me something's really good, it ends up being terrible.

Saturday, February 19, 2005

Was Wondering

What if the new 9/11 happens on 9/11?

Tuesday, February 15, 2005



Is it wrong that I watched the "Auschwitz" miniseries while running on my treadmill?

Thursday, February 10, 2005

Spam Return Address of the Day

Snorkel H. Acapulco

Wednesday, February 09, 2005

A new name for American Idol

"Cheap Licensing Fee Theatre"

It has begun.

"America Is Full"

I saw a guy today wearing a T-shirt that said "America Is Full." I couldn't tell if it was a racist anti-immigrant shirt or a Taco Bell shirt.

Wednesday, January 26, 2005

Why does anyone care who wins the Oscars?

Sunday, January 23, 2005

Appearance vs. Reality

Marg Helgenberger looks like one of those women who was really hot when she was younger. But if you watch "Species", you see that she was never that hot at all.

Thursday, January 20, 2005

My great idea for a new MTV show

Made All-Stars

Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Whatever happened to the phrase "homicide bombing"?

Monday, January 17, 2005

American Idol reconsidered

Everyone says American Idol is great because it takes an unknown and makes them into a celebrity. But in doing so, might it be taking that spot away from someone who was unknown and would've become famous through more traditional channels?

I find this picture very, very sad

Sunday, January 16, 2005

Why is the green level even on here?

They're never gonna actually use it.

That bad thing about reading the NY Times online rather than getting it delivered like I used to

I never read Circuits anymore.

Tuesday, January 11, 2005

Starbucks in New York City -- Their dirty little secret

90% of the customers are foreign.

Monday, January 10, 2005

MOVIE REVIEW: "The Aviator"

It's pretty good, but isn't it just basically "The Doors"?

Friday, January 07, 2005

Why Alias is not very believable

Every time she "dresses up," I can still tell it's Jennifer Garner.

The Greatest Band of All Time?

Seems unlikely, given that nobody listens to their music anymore.

Do you think she thinks she's as hot as Eva Longoria?