Spoonypoo

My new good band name

2010-12-12T01:20:00.005-05:00

Blocking Darko

At this point, why not go all the way and call it "Layerz"?

2009-10-31T22:29:00.005-04:00

Why is every Google application "beta"?

2009-04-29T01:24:00.002-04:00

Every song they play at Chipotle is just a foreign language cover of an American pop song

2009-01-13T23:48:00.002-05:00

The Greatest Idea Ever

2008-08-28T04:26:00.002-04:00

Winter Olympics in Dubai

My Emack & Bolio's standup joke

2008-05-15T18:10:00.007-04:00

Who's "Bolio"?

99% of Facebook status updates...

2008-01-29T19:32:00.000-05:00

...are by girls.

This is what the Internet has become

2007-12-17T21:19:00.001-05:00

CONCERT REVIEW: Led Zeppelin

2007-12-12T04:33:00.000-05:00

Even Jason Bonham is too old to be playing.

Nobody actually wears these things -- they're just used for comedy scenes in movies

2007-11-30T12:46:00.000-05:00

When is travel on Thanksgiving NOT a nightmare?

2007-11-20T19:11:00.000-05:00

He already looks like somebody who should be on one of those shows about things that were stupid in the 80s

2007-10-27T12:28:00.001-04:00

Whatever happened to The Darkness?

2007-07-20T21:26:00.000-04:00

Do you think Facebook pays people to send spam on MySpace?

2007-07-17T16:28:00.000-04:00

Seems like they would.

When did people stop putting "Just Married" signs on their car?

2007-02-16T23:12:00.000-05:00

A better name than "Gnarls Barkley"

2007-01-19T22:02:00.000-05:00

Fart Starr

How to tell if someone's an asshole

2006-12-16T17:56:00.000-05:00

They're wearing Bose noise-cancelling headphones.

A celebrity I'm surprised hasn't been on a reality show yet

2006-12-08T01:57:00.000-05:00

Sade

I really wish that Larry the Cable Guy...

2006-10-23T23:31:00.000-04:00

...would do more jokes about being a cable guy.

Why are fax machines still so big?

2006-10-18T23:28:00.000-04:00

Everytime I see a news story about Barbaro...

2006-07-23T01:18:00.000-04:00

I think it's a story about Mark Bavaro.

Is Enrique Iglesias dead?

2006-05-22T00:58:00.001-04:00

Has anyone else had this while watching United 93?

2006-05-08T05:11:00.000-04:00

I kept going back and forth on which side I wanted to win.

Snickers Blizzard

2006-03-08T03:29:00.000-05:00

MUCH better than Snickers McFlurry.

Snowboarders think their sport is breaking into the mainstream

2006-02-17T00:02:00.000-05:00

But it's really just wrecking the Olympics.

Does anyone realize...

2006-02-02T06:19:00.000-05:00

...that the whole "Blues Brothers" act was actually very self-indulgent and annoying?

Who are all these people eating at the outdoor restaurants at The Grove?

2006-01-14T05:48:00.000-05:00

I recently figured out...

2006-01-14T05:26:00.000-05:00

that policemen LOVE Chipotle.

He DEFINITELY died last year

2005-12-28T08:06:00.000-05:00

Um, it's Christmas Day

2005-12-25T07:20:00.000-05:00

So why doesn't Google have a Christmas logo up?

Valero gas stations -- reconsidered

2005-11-17T03:33:00.000-05:00

I've now seen more than one of them, so the gas there might not be so shitty after all.

Why are rappers not wearing throwback USFL jerseys????

2005-11-17T03:32:00.000-05:00

I've seen Alyn from "Blow Out" twice in two days!!!

2005-11-17T03:28:00.000-05:00

Pretty fuckin' incredible.

This is driving me crazy

2005-11-06T02:08:00.001-05:00

"And spending time on me" is bad English.

Why isn't this rhyme used more in rap songs?

2005-10-22T06:54:00.000-04:00

Sushi and Gucci

How long before Michelle Wie starts fucking some idiot male celebrity?

2005-10-15T01:08:00.000-04:00

Why is every Ikea an hour and a half away?

2005-08-19T01:53:00.000-04:00

It seems like it came out 15 years ago, but it only came out 1 year ago

2005-06-03T02:40:00.000-04:00

The first two singles off Weezer's newest album

2005-05-17T17:37:00.000-04:00

...twenty years ago would've been on Dr. Demento.

Does Liquid Plumr ever work?

2005-04-28T01:47:00.000-04:00

No-brainer

2005-03-17T00:40:00.002-05:00

Why hasn't Milano cookies hired Alyssa Milano yet to do an ad campaign?

Is there any book, movie, or TV show which hasn't appeared on The Must List at least once?

2005-03-15T00:22:00.001-05:00

These shows get more viewers than "The Daily Show"

2005-03-04T00:58:00.001-05:00

AMERICAN CHOPPER -- 180% more viewers

STARGATE ATLANTIS -- 240% more viewers

JUDGE JOE BROWN -- 450% more viewers

Recommendations

2005-03-03T23:40:00.000-05:00

Every time someone tells me something's really good, it ends up being terrible.

Was Wondering

2005-02-19T02:19:00.000-05:00

What if the new 9/11 happens on 9/11?

THIS IS STILL ON!!!

2005-02-15T00:23:00.000-05:00

Question

2005-02-15T00:21:00.000-05:00

Is it wrong that I watched the "Auschwitz" miniseries while running on my treadmill?

Spam Return Address of the Day

2005-02-10T14:14:00.000-05:00

Snorkel H. Acapulco

A new name for American Idol

2005-02-09T21:56:00.000-05:00

"Cheap Licensing Fee Theatre"

It has begun.

2005-02-09T21:52:00.000-05:00

"America Is Full"

2005-02-09T21:16:00.000-05:00

I saw a guy today wearing a T-shirt that said "America Is Full." I couldn't tell if it was a racist anti-immigrant shirt or a Taco Bell shirt.

Why does anyone care who wins the Oscars?

2005-01-26T23:07:00.000-05:00

Appearance vs. Reality

2005-01-23T22:29:00.000-05:00

Marg Helgenberger looks like one of those women who was really hot when she was younger. But if you watch "Species", you see that she was never that hot at all.

My great idea for a new MTV show

2005-01-20T03:20:00.000-05:00

Made All-Stars

Whatever happened to the phrase "homicide bombing"?

2005-01-19T05:08:00.000-05:00

American Idol reconsidered

2005-01-17T15:57:00.000-05:00

Everyone says American Idol is great because it takes an unknown and makes them into a celebrity. But in doing so, might it be taking that spot away from someone who was unknown and would've become famous through more traditional channels?

I find this picture very, very sad

2005-01-17T13:18:00.000-05:00

Why is the green level even on here?

2005-01-16T23:04:00.000-05:00

They're never gonna actually use it.

That bad thing about reading the NY Times online rather than getting it delivered like I used to

2005-01-16T02:54:00.000-05:00

I never read Circuits anymore.

Starbucks in New York City -- Their dirty little secret

2005-01-11T01:45:00.000-05:00

90% of the customers are foreign.

MOVIE REVIEW: "The Aviator"

2005-01-10T03:30:00.000-05:00

It's pretty good, but isn't it just basically "The Doors"?

Why Alias is not very believable

2005-01-07T04:15:00.000-05:00

Every time she "dresses up," I can still tell it's Jennifer Garner.

The Greatest Band of All Time?

2005-01-07T04:12:00.000-05:00

Seems unlikely, given that nobody listens to their music anymore.

Do you think she thinks she's as hot as Eva Longoria?

2005-01-07T04:09:00.001-05:00

Is Green Day's "American Idiot" about George Bush?

2005-01-07T02:33:00.000-05:00

If I cared at all, I'd do the five seconds of research to find out.

Didn't She Die In 2002?

2004-08-14T04:32:00.000-04:00

The best thing about Amish in the City

2004-08-01T19:44:00.000-04:00

The black person has seen just as little of the world as the Amish people.

Have you ever actually SEEN Cocktail?

2004-07-26T11:40:00.000-04:00

I had never seen it until today. The Tom Cruise-making-drinks stuff is much
less cool than you think it's gonna be.

Hilary and Haylie Duff's New Band Name

2004-07-25T23:21:00.000-04:00

Pretty & Ugly

TV REVIEW: Summerland

2004-07-25T23:20:00.000-04:00

Not as bad as you wish it was.

Just Wondering

2004-07-25T23:15:00.000-04:00

Since the only people who watch all TV shows are between 7 and 15 years old... what's everybody else watching?

The Most Useless Person In The World

2004-07-16T03:37:00.000-04:00

The coach on Streetball.

An Open Letter to Mike Clark (who gave Spider-Man 2 four stars in USA TODAY)

2004-07-13T02:19:00.000-04:00

Dear Mike,

You're a fucking idiot.

Spread The Word!

2004-07-13T02:18:00.000-04:00

Kirsten Dunst has gotten really ugly.

A Problem With Spider-Man 2

2004-07-13T01:56:00.000-04:00

Almost all of Spider-Man's "fighting crime" consists of him chasing down a criminal who's successfully fleeing the police. But does this ever actually happen?

C2 TASTE TEST

2004-07-13T01:47:00.000-04:00

It tastes bland and bad. Good thing there was the Scientific Revolution
400 years ago to tell me that eating a low-carb diet doesn't do any good.

Question

2004-07-12T21:47:00.000-04:00

Is it me or do people spend much less time nowadays speculating on which professional athletes are gay?

TV REVIEW: The Simple Life 2

2004-07-12T21:10:00.000-04:00

Paris Hilton sounds like a man.

Why doesn't anyone ever report this?

2004-07-09T13:21:00.000-04:00

Whether or not a rap song becomes a hit depends solely on whether people like the three-second repeated musical sample under it. The actual rapping has nothing to do with it. So I guess you could say that even people who "like" rap don't like rap.

THEY'VE GOT A BIG ASS!!!

2004-07-09T02:37:00.000-04:00

Jennifer Lopez

Kate Beckinsale

Maria Sharapova

TV REVIEW: McEnroe

2004-07-08T00:36:00.000-04:00

Pretty much what you thought it would be.

Teams You Forget Are Teams

2004-07-08T00:19:00.000-04:00

The Milwaukee Brewers

HOT! HOT! HOT!

2004-07-07T23:44:00.000-04:00

Although, when you really look at her, maybe not so hot.

Maria Sharapova Breaking News!

2004-07-07T22:45:00.000-04:00

After seeing her do a number of recent interviews, it's become apparent she's not as good looking as we all thought she was.