At this point, why not go all the way and call it "Layerz"?

Why is every Google application "beta"?

Every song they play at Chipotle is just a foreign language cover of an American pop song

The Greatest Idea Ever

Winter Olympics in Dubai

My Emack & Bolio's standup joke

Who's "Bolio"?

99% of Facebook status updates...

...are by girls.

More Teams You Forget Are Teams

The Chicago Blackhawks

This is what the Internet has become

CONCERT REVIEW: Led Zeppelin

Even Jason Bonham is too old to be playing.

Nobody actually wears these things -- they're just used for comedy scenes in movies

When is travel on Thanksgiving NOT a nightmare?

He already looks like somebody who should be on one of those shows about things that were stupid in the 80s

Whatever happened to The Darkness?

Do you think Facebook pays people to send spam on MySpace?

Seems like they would.

When did people stop putting "Just Married" signs on their car?

A better name than "Gnarls Barkley"

Fart Starr

How to tell if someone's an asshole

They're wearing Bose noise-cancelling headphones.

A celebrity I'm surprised hasn't been on a reality show yet

Sade

I really wish that Larry the Cable Guy...

...would do more jokes about being a cable guy.

Why are fax machines still so big?

Everytime I see a news story about Barbaro...

I think it's a story about Mark Bavaro.

Is Enrique Iglesias dead?

Has anyone else had this while watching United 93?

I kept going back and forth on which side I wanted to win.

Snickers Blizzard

MUCH better than Snickers McFlurry.

Snowboarders think their sport is breaking into the mainstream

But it's really just wrecking the Olympics.

Does anyone realize...

...that the whole "Blues Brothers" act was actually very self-indulgent and annoying?

Who are all these people eating at the outdoor restaurants at The Grove?

I recently figured out...

that policemen LOVE Chipotle.

He DEFINITELY died last year

Um, it's Christmas Day

So why doesn't Google have a Christmas logo up?

Valero gas stations -- reconsidered

I've now seen more than one of them, so the gas there might not be so shitty after all.

Why are rappers not wearing throwback USFL jerseys????

I've seen Alyn from "Blow Out" twice in two days!!!

Pretty fuckin' incredible.

This is driving me crazy

"And spending time on me" is bad English.

Why isn't this rhyme used more in rap songs?

Sushi and Gucci

How long before Michelle Wie starts fucking some idiot male celebrity?

Why is every Ikea an hour and a half away?

It seems like it came out 15 years ago, but it only came out 1 year ago

The first two singles off Weezer's newest album

...twenty years ago would've been on Dr. Demento.

Does Liquid Plumr ever work?

No-brainer

Why hasn't Milano cookies hired Alyssa Milano yet to do an ad campaign?

Is there any book, movie, or TV show which hasn't appeared on The Must List at least once?

These shows get more viewers than "The Daily Show"

AMERICAN CHOPPER -- 180% more viewers


STARGATE ATLANTIS -- 240% more viewers


JUDGE JOE BROWN -- 450% more viewers

Recommendations

Every time someone tells me something's really good, it ends up being terrible.

Was Wondering

What if the new 9/11 happens on 9/11?

THIS IS STILL ON!!!

Question

Is it wrong that I watched the "Auschwitz" miniseries while running on my treadmill?

Spam Return Address of the Day

Snorkel H. Acapulco

A new name for American Idol

"Cheap Licensing Fee Theatre"

It has begun.

"America Is Full"

I saw a guy today wearing a T-shirt that said "America Is Full." I couldn't tell if it was a racist anti-immigrant shirt or a Taco Bell shirt.

Why does anyone care who wins the Oscars?

Appearance vs. Reality

Marg Helgenberger looks like one of those women who was really hot when she was younger. But if you watch "Species", you see that she was never that hot at all.

My great idea for a new MTV show

Made All-Stars

Whatever happened to the phrase "homicide bombing"?

American Idol reconsidered

Everyone says American Idol is great because it takes an unknown and makes them into a celebrity. But in doing so, might it be taking that spot away from someone who was unknown and would've become famous through more traditional channels?

I find this picture very, very sad

Why is the green level even on here?

They're never gonna actually use it.

That bad thing about reading the NY Times online rather than getting it delivered like I used to

I never read Circuits anymore.

Starbucks in New York City -- Their dirty little secret

90% of the customers are foreign.

MOVIE REVIEW: "The Aviator"

It's pretty good, but isn't it just basically "The Doors"?

Why Alias is not very believable

Every time she "dresses up," I can still tell it's Jennifer Garner.

The Greatest Band of All Time?

Seems unlikely, given that nobody listens to their music anymore.

Do you think she thinks she's as hot as Eva Longoria?

Is Green Day's "American Idiot" about George Bush?

If I cared at all, I'd do the five seconds of research to find out.

Didn't She Die In 2002?

The best thing about Amish in the City

The black person has seen just as little of the world as the Amish people.

Have you ever actually SEEN Cocktail?

I had never seen it until today. The Tom Cruise-making-drinks stuff is much
less cool than you think it's gonna be.

Hilary and Haylie Duff's New Band Name

 
Pretty & Ugly

TV REVIEW: Summerland

Not as bad as you wish it was.

Just Wondering

Since the only people who watch all TV shows are between 7 and 15 years old... what's everybody else watching?

The Most Useless Person In The World

 
The coach on Streetball.
 

An Open Letter to Mike Clark (who gave Spider-Man 2 four stars in USA TODAY)

Dear Mike,

You're a fucking idiot.

Spread The Word!

Kirsten Dunst has gotten really ugly.

A Problem With Spider-Man 2

Almost all of Spider-Man's "fighting crime" consists of him chasing down a criminal who's successfully fleeing the police. But does this ever actually happen?

C2 TASTE TEST

It tastes bland and bad. Good thing there was the Scientific Revolution
400 years ago to tell me that eating a low-carb diet doesn't do any good.

Question

Is it me or do people spend much less time nowadays speculating on which professional athletes are gay?

TV REVIEW: The Simple Life 2

Paris Hilton sounds like a man.

Why doesn't anyone ever report this?

Whether or not a rap song becomes a hit depends solely on whether people like the three-second repeated musical sample under it. The actual rapping has nothing to do with it. So I guess you could say that even people who "like" rap don't like rap.

THEY'VE GOT A BIG ASS!!!

Jennifer Lopez


Kate Beckinsale


Maria Sharapova

TV REVIEW: McEnroe

Pretty much what you thought it would be.

Teams You Forget Are Teams

The Milwaukee Brewers

HOT! HOT! HOT!

Although, when you really look at her, maybe not so hot.

Maria Sharapova Breaking News!

After seeing her do a number of recent interviews, it's become apparent she's not as good looking as we all thought she was.